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sosa-parks:

Why girls like thugs? Us regular niggas can ruin your life too!

(via trixietang)

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1 day ago

Dolly Alderton (via spvandi)

(Source: gaslightgoodbye, via youfuckingtwit)

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

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3 days ago

regalbuick:

mockeryd:

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Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

put a ps3 controller on me when I’m sad

(via ryanneedsalittlehelp)

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6 days ago
ughsick:

that’s all I feel today nothing else

ughsick:

that’s all I feel today nothing else

(via fackinggcody)

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1 week ago

bootyscientist:

liftedandgiftedd:

cosbyykidd:

yungblkstatistic:

whitegirlsaintshit:

babefield:

hotcheetoprincess:

lordoftheswag:

solarsenpai:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

that nigga said “CUT!!” lmaooo 

lmao why

FUCKKKKK

this video 100x funnier than you think it’s gonna be

im honestly drooling

nigga…

I’m screaming. 😂

he almost died bruh lmao

i’m in tears laughing hysterically rn omfg

bruh im fuckin cryin

(Source: joseguwop, via unluckydecisions)

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1 week ago

liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

(via shittyweekend)

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1 week ago
predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

(Source: edings, via youfuckingtwit)

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1 month ago
euo:

"I collect your fucking head."
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

euo:

"I collect your fucking head."

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

(via bo0bie)

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1 month ago